Timigold

Episode 13 ***dial segun’s number**** sege!!!! Abeg let’s chat. ***10 seconds later***** SEGE: padi e, wetin happen? ME: wahala wan shele ooo SEGE: Bimpe matter again abi? ME: yes SEGE: I thought as much. I know say na one person go kill the other between two of you. So what happened? ME: ***** narrated everything […]

Episode 12 BETTY: I love you so much onihaxy. You just have all it takes to be my husband. ME: really?, what are the things I have ooo. BETTY: a good look, a caring heart, a faithful spirit and a good bedroom skills. ME: naughty you. *****we continued to cuddle, discuss and chat as we […]

Episode 11 I called betty immediately I received the text and she told me that she was aware of it. We discussed on how I will travel that day. There after, I went to my manager and discussed the issue with him and told him about the text, he was so happy with me and […]

Episode 10 Hello, hello, hello oooooo, I’m onihaxy, who am I speaking with please? BIMPE: ****silent on phone**** ME: hello ooooooo, BIMPE : ****still silent**** ME: HELLO oooo, who is there?, can you hear me? BIMPE: ****silent**** ME: ***hanged up****, baby, you can see, the person isn’t talking. BETTY: and what does that teaches us? […]

Episode 9 ME: *****ooooooooooooops!!, yeeepa!!!, bimpe’s text!!!!!!, I never delete am ooooo, I pray she didn’t go through it ooooooooo***** BETTY: **came down with a frown on her face*** ME: ***chaiii, e don happen today**** I bid them farewell and went out of the compound. Betty was holding her phone and mine, she frowned and […]

Episode 8 Bimpe continued to call me from thursday till that weekend but I never picked up. It was saturday morning, betty had called me earlier to give me time. I put on my best shirt and trouser which I have ironed the previous night, I sprayed a new expensive perfume I bought from bimpe’s […]

Episode 7 SEGE: ogbeni, how far na? ME: I dey jaree. SEGE: did you eventually get your credentials? ME: yes, SEGE: hope no set up at the hotel? ME: not at all, SEGE: you Bleep her again abi?, no lie ooooo. ME: haba segun, trust me na. SEGE: you keeee?, trust you?, with you and […]

Episode 6 We both exchanged phones, went through it and both dropped it on the bed as I crossed over to seat beside her. ME: so my credentials. BiMPE: ok, let’s have a drink first na. ME: no, later. BIMPE: ok *****stood up and walked to the other side of the bed, opened her bag […]

Episode 5 It was monday morning, I dressed up in my new attires and fully prepared for the job test and interview, I ate my breakfast and had my prayers, I dashed out of the house and took buses to the office complex. I arrivedat 8:33am. I entered and met the secretary at the entrance, […]

Episode 4 ME: sege how far? SEGE: log on to whatsapp jaree. ME: ok sir **logged on to whatsapp*** SEGE: how you dey na?, you no dey pick calls since yesterday, abi bimpe don lock you up?, ME: no be so jaree, just got involved in some things ni jaree. SEGE: things like what?, you […]