Episode 9 Me: sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the liver to tell her make she dey go without money SEGE:, just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her and pursue her comot. ME: I still don’t have the liver. SEGUN: sebi u don’t Bleep […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 8
Episode 8 BIMPE:, see, I didn’t come back because of the money you want to give me. I only came back because I love you ME: baby, you know I loved you too, I am so sorry for my approach the other time. It’s because of my uncontrollable urges. BIMPE: its ok dear. Bimpe dropped […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 7
Episode 7 *****i woke up early around 4am, bimpe was still sleeping, I picked up my phone, opened her facebook as usual and read her recent conversations. SWORD:, why are you calling me?, I told you not to call me again, what else do you want? BIMPE: I can explain everything please. SWORD: what is […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 6
Episode 6 Why pantless. I asked?. She replied “I’m not always comfortable with pants”. But I thought to myself “chaii, swordman must have a hand in this pantless issue. She pulled down my jeans and boxers and saw my erect manliness; she simply rubbed it and den she sat down with her legs open and […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 5
Episode 5 her phone was ringing, she picked. Though I couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the phone, but bimpe was responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone and she dropped the call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said “that is my room mate at school. She is asking me the time I […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 4
Episode 4 Bimpe:, if na joke, u better stop am ME: **i looked at her straight face****, just kidding dear. I only want to study ur “anger management”. BIMPE: better. So how are we moving?, I’m set already. ME: I thought of something, banks don’t resolve debit issue in a day. So let me call […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 3
Episode 3 Just as I sat down sadly on the bed nursing my hard-on . She called me from the kitchen to join her in eating the noodles. I went to meet her in the kitchen. After finishing the noodles, I went back to sit on the bed while she sat at the other edge […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 2
Episode 2 I woke up from my “day-dreaming” and begin to wonder what actually happened. I began to compare the bimpe who is always nasty on chats and always look forward to us been together with the bimpe who barely spend 1 hour with me only to tell me she is going to stay over […]
Adebimpe The Facebook Girl… Episode 1
Episode 1 Early February. I met adebimpe on Facebook as a mutual friend to one of my friends. One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early march, and we started E-dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she suggested to travel down to meet me in […]